India vs. Australia Cricket: Match Time, Live Streaming Info, TV Channel For 2015 World Cup Semifinal

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Shayaris, Jokes

 



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 Wife : Poora dinn cricket - cricket, 
Main ghar chhod kar ja rahi hun.


Husband :Aur ye Kadmo ka behtarin upyog..

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बड़ी चालाक होती है जिंदगी हमारी,

रोज़ नया कल देकर, उम्र छीनती रहती है...!!

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वो अपने ख़ामोशी की अदा से ही घायल कर गए

और 

हम अल्फाजों के गठरी लिए बैठे रह गए

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ले आओ कहीं से मोह़ब्बत के 'हकीम' को...

मेरे ग्रुप में तो,सिर्फ ईश्क़ के मरीज है...😜😀😃

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कब पूरा होगा ये इश्क़ का कर्ज ,

रोज आँसु का हफ्ता दे रहा हूँ मै ।

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 लम्हे बेचकर, पैसे तो आ गये ..

अब बताओ...

किस दुकान पे ख़ुशी मिलेगी...!!😊

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No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such a awesome way to his son... 

"'With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper ... your future honeymoon shifts from Switzerland to goa to saputara to Mehsana water park 😂😂😂

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During a heart transplant.
Doctor: OMG
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don't know what to do next.
N: Why.
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D: I'm from IIN.
Nurse behosh...😂😝😜

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हम दोनों ही डरते थे इक दूसरे से बात करने के लिए,

मुझे मोहब्बत हो गयी थी इसलिए और
उसे मोहब्बत ना हो जाये इसलिए

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Comparing WC teams with Academics Performance (22.03.15)

 



Comparing WC teams with Academics Performance


India == An unpredictable student who either tops or fails miserably and has a rich daddy. Even if he fails the mother covers up by saying 'Atleast he has better marks than his other classmate called Pakistan'

South Africa == A student who tops in units and semesters, but fails in the final exams

Pakistan == A student who has the potential of being a topper but spends most of his time fighting and even beating other schoolmates. Either blames the teacher, paper quality of the exam paper, or fellow classmate (India) for his non-performance

England == A rare case where the teacher is still a student who has never cleared a final exam

West Indies == A student who was a topper till 5th grade but currently fails in every exams. Has a tendency of not preparing for the final exams and also leaving midway from the examination hall

New Zealand == A student who always scores a distinction but never tops the class

Australia == A student who is always a topper and the biggest bully of the school

Sri Lanka == A student who suddenly became a potential topper after 5th grade
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Shayaris, Jokes

 



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KAMINE DOST :


A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:

"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"

Friend's Comment: 
"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya..??!"😂😂😂😂

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सीना ताने
एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था…

लोहा लोहे को काटता है
हीरा हीरे को…

इसी बीच पीछे से आकर
उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया...😜 🐶 😝

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Husband was shocked 😳😱
to read wife's 👧
Old school report card 📑… 

The comment written ....
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Very obedient and
Soft Spoken student 😂😂

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Difference between "Facebook" and "Whatsapp" conversation :

On "Whatsapp" - 
Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho?

Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On "FaceBook" -
Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.
(Status liked by 50 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 75 friends, including sister-in-law mother-in-law)😝😝😝

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 सँभलकर कर चलते रहे उम्र भर अनजानी राहों पर 

पैर लड़खड़ाए वहीं जहाँ राहें जानी पहचानी थी.

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A man takes photograph of his wife and

 calls himself a Wildlife photographer😋

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देखेंगे अब जिंदगी चित होगी या पट......

हम किस्मत का सिक्का उछाल बैठे हैं....!

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आदमी: भगवान जब मैं मरने को आऊंगा तब मुझे पांच मिनट देना।

भगवान: क्यों?

आदमी: मोबाइल फॉर्मेट करने के लिए, वरना मरने के बाद इज़्ज़त की वाट लग 
जायेगी ।😛😝😜._,___

I've learned ..

 



CHAK DE

If you will take the time to read these. 
I promise you'll come away with an enlightened perspective. 
The subjects covered affect us all, on a daily basis:


They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who had the gift of saying so much with so few words.......... Enjoy.........


I've learned ...That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned .... That when you're in love, it shows. 

I've learned .... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned .... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned .... That being kind is more important than being right. 

I've learned .... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. 

I've learned .... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. 

I've learned .... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. 

I've learned .... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned .... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned .... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned .... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned .... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned .... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned .... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned .... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. 

I've learned .... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned .... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned .... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned .... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile..

I've learned .... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. 

I've learned ... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. 

I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned .... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned .... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned ..... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned ..... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned .... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. 

I've learned .... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
READ AGAIN IF YOU FEEL IT MAKES SENSE 😊
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Jokes, Shayaris, Quote

 



CHAK DE

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कुछ लोग तो इतने गरीब होते है, कि 

उनके पास सिर्फ पैसे ही होते है..!!


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Two new words hv been proposed to be included in oxford dictionary

1. Gumshuda- (n)- state of being physically lost.

2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost 😜

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You will go mad laughing ....

A Tata Nano breaks down on a roadside.

A man in a BMW 750Li stops to help Nano driver.

"I will tow u to d next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash ur head-lights"

They start up slowly but only a km or so down d line a sporty Porsche car speeds past at 150km/hr.

BMW driver's ego hurt, 

He totally forgets about little Nano towed behind races after the Porsche.

Just as all 3 of them fly tear through a speed trap,

the traffic cop radios his HeadQuarters:

"Calling all stations :: u won't just believe this what I just saw a BMW a Porsche racing past at about 195km/hr, with a Tata-Nano right behind madly flashing its lights to Overtake them..😅😅😆😆😁😁
Good day!!

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आदमी को औरत की ताकत का अंदाजा उसी वक्त लगा लेना चाहिए, 

जब वो उसे लेने के लिए पूरी बारात लेकर जाता है 

और वो शेरनी उधर से अकेली चली आती है।😅😅😅

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वेसे तो मेरी कोई G.F नही है..

लेकिन जब शायरी लिखता हूँ

तो ऐसा लगता है जेसे 

5-6 छोड़कर चली गयी हो...😂😜

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आजकल सबसे ज़्यादा डर किससे लगता है ?

whatsapp में नये join होने वाले member से ....

सारे OLD message, video, audio repeat करता है और साथ में बोलता है 

जल्दी forward करो , मार्केट में नया है. 

अब उसको कौन समझाए कि नया तो भाई तू है.

 हम तो यहां पर PHD कर रहे हैं। 😜😂😝😉

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Call from bank to a Girl:_

Bank: hello madam you want credit card..

Girl: No thanks I have a boyfriend. 😂😜💸💰

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ले दे के अपने पास फ़क़त एक नज़र तो है...

क्यू देखे ज़िन्दगी को 'किसी' की नज़र से हम..!!

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मेरी हर आह को वाह मिली है यहाँ,,

कौन कहता है दर्द बिकता नहीं है..!!

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सिर्फ दिल का हक़दार बनाया था तुम्हें,,

हद हो गयी तुमने तो जान भी ले ली..!!❤❤

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भारत में लोग इतने टैलेंटेड होते है

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गाड़ी हिला के बता देते है
गाड़ी में पेट्रोल कितना है

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